It’s pink, it’s patterned.. it’s designed by Betsey!

The Plaza Hotel recruited the one and only Betsey Johnson to design the 18th floor Eloise themed suite.  If you want to spend a night in the room, it’s going to $995. If you’re curious, comparable (though less pink) rooms go for around $700 in high season with no bonus goodies.

This does include an Eloise monogrammed bathrobe (slightly creepy), an Eloise camera, $100 gift card to the Eloise shop and a framed photo of you in the suit (ghasp!).  Not bad for A THOUSAND DOLLARS per NIGHT.

Oh, if mommy and daddy want to have a grown up adjoining room and the Eloise room, that’s going to burn you $2045 per night.  Oh, to be affluent!