For you review, I’ve compiled a hideous triangle of the fugliest footwear that can currently be found on too many feet.
These are all fashion crimes. This does not take into account ‘practicality’ as an excuse; as far as you should be concerned there are no excuses to put any of these monstrosities on yourself. If you’re thinking I’m loony tunes and there are some incidents when these would be OK, book yourself an appointment with a physician.
Yes, these are all crimes – Crocs, FUggs, flippy floppies, heeled sneakers, cork wedges, sweater boots, lucite heels, hairy boots (of any variety), sandal boots and pretty much all clogs.
If you’re ever in doubt, please review the Triangle Of Crap Footwear before doing anything you will regret.
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I couldn’t agree more! THANK YOU.
12.18.09 @ 12:15 amI think you are one of the only people who understand my hate for uggs and other boots of the sort.
12.18.09 @ 3:25 pm@Tian: Oh, like minded folks are out there – they’re just less rabble rousing than myself!
12.18.09 @ 6:46 pmi’m just saying… uggs after a day of skiing is bliss.
i never wear them anywhere else but it’s a hell of a lot more pleasant then putting on sneakers.
Best diagram/summary of ugliness ever. Although I still wear my flippies to the beach and my UGGLies on the airplane.
12.19.09 @ 12:40 ami agree with them all cept i wear flippers. when im in Bali which i wil be again in four months.. what would you suggest.. i did take other shoes i wore with my dresses. but beach walking… i can’t see what else i’d wear?
12.21.09 @ 2:14 pmI don’t get it… wearing uggs around the house is terrible, yet wearing those heinous crotchless leather leggings in public is fine?????? Wtf??!?!?!?
12.30.09 @ 7:12 am@Lily: I don’t see what’s not to get; one is hideous, the other is eccentric and amazing.
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