For unfinished shoppers, this means you have two little weekends left before The Big Day.

Yep, that means that attacking massive crowds, entering heinous malls which you love for heat and loathe for crowds, dueling with opposing last minuters, navigating around moron parents with strollers or small children who insist to walk on their own all during a massive headache induced by holiday music.

Shops are busier this year as the economy is on the rebound, which means things are going to get mad.

I’d suggest you take advantage of mad online deals in the very near future instead of attacking public places – there’s still time to get gifts mailed.

Either way, you’d better get your rear out now or risk going mental.