These are nearly my dream of owning sequin bicycle shorts, but are close enough to be totally losing my mind.

These are the City shorts by Robert Rodriguez, which the Outnet has on discount for $128US, off from $425.  These shorts would look unimaginably murderous in any climate, even during wintertime – just layer some sheer or rouched leggings under and you’re solid.

The Outnet still has sizes 0, 2, 6 and 8 in stock (sorry 4′s) and are going fast.  These just came into stock and are amazingly priced and appropriate for work since they’re just over the knee! Hell, even a very style secure man could work these shorts.

I want somebody to wear these babies during a casual Friday.

Takers?!