There’s always a dude with a mustache, and That Guy is always the one who can’t really grow one. It’s usually pretty sparse, to the effect of sod that has had time to dry out on a new lawn over the summertime and is half dead.
Your mustache is incredibly lame.
It makes you look like someone gave you a Dirty Sanchez, then sat on your face after they just got a kitchen cut.
I don’t care if it’s Movember… men are going to wish they were women after they see your display of fuzz that reminds them of the area around their junk.
If you must grow a lip carpet, at least grow one like this guy. He don’t take shit from no one, and certainly doesn’t remind anyone of their nether regions.
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Ehh, I’ve seen way cooler mustaches than that embedded picture; that guy isn’t hardcore enough. Here’s a REAL mustache: http://whi.s3.prod.lg1x8.simplecdn.net/images/891675/stache_large.png?1256443128
11.21.09 @ 5:19 pm@Adenn: that IS quite the ‘stache
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