Urban Outfitters is expected to come up with some pretty retarded crap (if you need a refresh, let’s return to the Poverty Sucks t-shirt incident), but now they’ve gone and put their tacky spin on Christmas.

While I admit the owl and the tiger head are pretty damn cute (yeah, the ‘stache too) – I don’t get how you’re supposed to maintain any semblance of personal class while you have a bottle of North Pole Whiskey or “FUCK” hanging from your holiday tree.

Other tack-tastic ornaments include a gel “$” sign, gel “fucker”, beer keg (labeled ‘beer’ for those unable to identify a keg), sprinkled donut, and a Chinese takeout doggy bag. I’ve learned over the past year that hipsters fucking love triangles, and you’ve got your tri-ornament needs covered with the UO wood cut out bobble.

Prices for all bobbles range from $6 – $15 per item (!).